Autocorrect just changed “lorax” to “lorazepam” .. Ok
Where does a thought go when it’s forgotten?– Sigmund Freud (via elige)
Anonymous asked: how did u do that with ur hair.
my life in haiku
fell asleep last night and left my window open damn my feet are cold
happy anniversary to my wisdom teeth removal
and the beautiful pictures and videos from that puffy cheeked time in my life
remember when i worked at an organic pizza place...
i do yoga in my sleep
i want to try this again tomorrow
confession corner: those twerkin videos gimme the creeps but sometimes i wish i knew how to twerk upside down on a wall.. just for shits a giggles
BAWLING my eyes out. the world is “bawling” youre not “balling” your eyes out you dingle hymer
theres never a day that goes by when i dont think about korean bbq
i randomly found this saved to my computer
two summers ago i spent a week in hawaii with my family at a house that had a beach side hammock. i planned to sleep there every night and i did, but then a lizard fell out of the tree and onto me and i cried
you cannot change what you refuse to confront
annawintour: my favorite fairy in sleeping beauty is the rosie o’donnell fairy
i know im about to turn 20 and it would be kinda...
but a fake id would be so nice to have
glad i did
today at school i saw a girl drop her subway sandwich on the ground someone nearby said, “oh my god are you okay?” ..
cause baby youre a plastic bag